Pre-evolution Moniker

Every boat needs a name, right? Billionaires do so with their yachts. And I'm told I need to do the same with my yacht-ish inflatable.

The name needs to be the right one. It needs to be quirky but uber cool. Or else my boat may decide to throw me off and float away as revenge.

It took me some time, but I narrowed it down to two finalists: Pokemon #7 and #8. OG series.

I choose – Squirtle!